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FUN FACTS ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. i am 5 apples talls

2. hello can i get the depresso espresso with women im sorry i meant women no just kidding haha what i meant to say was women NO women NO sorry i meant women sorry women NO sorry i said women i meant women I SAID women WOMEN!!!!!! WOMEN!!!!!!!!! WOMEN!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOMEN- ugh you know WHAT never mind i DONT like coffee anyways it tastes like dirt water!!! ...but you know what i do like...? WOMEN!!!-(gets shot in the head by a fed with a double barrel my blood and brain SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE in the coffee shop people inside running around traumatized screaming screaming screaming SCREAMING SCREAMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so horrible and cruel because the world FUCKING HATES tragic lovesick lonely emo androgynous suicidal annoying lesbians like ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!!!!)

3. my middle name is summer ^_^

4. i play da clarinet im in my high school marching band i love my clarinet!!! :D

5. i might be insane

6. when i grow up i wanna be a trash can or a tree or a flower or a bird or something it jsut seems so peaceful

7. NO WAIT I CHANGED MY MIND I WANNA BE A POET AND A WRITER AND I WANNA SEE THE WORLD AND I WANNA BE FAMOUS RAPPER AND I WANT 2 MAKE MY AWESOME SUGOI SHOW JEBODIAH WAFFLEJENKINS EPIC BIZZARE ADEVNTURE AND BECOM uTUBE FMOAUS AND UMMM AND UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA HYyeah ttEEHEE *twiddles fingers shyly and sugoi-ly ^_^*

8. and also i want 2 be the number one ultimate swaggg in da worldddddddddddddddddddddd and i have ONE ZILLION swag points and like i gotta like belive im myslef i just GOTTA BELIEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))))))

9. im actually shjadow the hedfgehog reincarnated pIPSQUEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

10. OOOOH OOOOOO I ALSO LOVE 2 UM PAINT AND STUFF AND I LOVE PAINTING ITS MY DREAM 2 PAINT AND PAINT AND I LOVE 2 PAINT MY CANVASES aND PAAAAAAINTTTTTT and make awesome things or yeah something like that haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw haaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chuckle guffaw snicker cackle giggle teehee girly giggle evil laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11. i ALSO haz guitar too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ilove my guitar,.... i try so hard 2 plai i want 2 be good musician guiatrist... BUT MY FINGERS ARE SO!!!!!!!!!!!! TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDI CANT REACH THE CHORDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFBGHJHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGghwwrgrgegweqdfwsegrhjmkuilyutr5wert45yujkilometer yeah so like i just gotta like belive in maiself... and be best gutar ever playered........ i JUST GOTTSA BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. i also liek 2 play ponies like with my littles ponies and i like 2 draw and ummmm umm make utub e video... i miss my ponies they all dissapeared i think my family donated them or sumething wheni was like 12 ;((((((((((((((((((

13. f my derp life bru