questionz frequentl asked question frequently qusetioned
whats ur name?
i cant remmeber :(
how old are you?/when were u born?
i cant tell you the last time i told someone they broke their neck from whiplash and i had to hide the body (true story....)
who is jebodiah gamingpromlgcool wafflejenkins?
jebodiah was originally an inside joke betyween me and mai friends from skool a ocuple yearz back in like.... 2023?.,... then i gotz an idea for utube channel!!!!
do you actually have autism/adhd/brain damage/bipolar/did/etc? or are you jsut a big fat liar?
what makes you think that...? (i dont know actually know what's wrong with me) i am actually a pathological liar... so i could be lying about lying... but then that would mean i would be telling the truth... but then i wouldn't be a liar if i was telling the truth.... then uh...... uhhhhhhhh...... i would be lying about the truhth.......then... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfaojwfoeiwgejiojoigwsegwogweowpegfkpkoes *aneurysm*
why did you make this website?
because i have nothing better to do of course! and itz fun :p
are u a girl?
im something idk what it is though... im a beautiful soul full of joyous and sparkles...........!!!! *v*
who r ur inspirations?
da entire internet!!!!!!!!!!~ ^_^
are u a weeaboo?
NO IM NYAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ >_< *gets so sugoi mad and hisses RAWRRRRRR HISSSSSSSS*
are u a furry?
*rawr X3* what's a furry
is this satire?
nOOOOOOPEEEE!!!! ITZ DA REAL DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^ a little bit of this and a little bit of dat............ >:P
do u like roblox?
yes how did u knoe???????!!!!!!! :D
what about minecraft????
minecraft epik too!!!
wahts ur opinion on the government?
I am the government. I am the world. I am the universe. I am myself. I am a nobody. I am a somebody. I am the everything, the in-between, the nothing, and the anything. My mind is an enigma that no one, not even myself, can comprehend. My being is infinitly times beyond what any language and etching can describe or illustrate. Not even space and time, and life and death can comprehend my presence. I am all alone and so far away, yet so close and accompanied at the same time. I am the almighty and the worthless. I hate everything about myself, yet love myself simultaneously. I am content, yet unsatisfied. Wrath boils through my blood, and yet I am calm and careless. I am beyond absolute, more unfathomable than any paradox. I contradict and rebel against all rules and yet I follow them all at the same time. I hate the world and the universe, and all of humanity, yet why do I even try to distance myself from everyone and everything? it's impossibe to run away from your hellish reflection in the perpetual mirror. I am humanity, and humanity is cruel and vile, so I am no better than humanity. I never asked to be a part of it, I don't want to be a part of it any longer, but there's nothing I can really do, or maybe there is. There's no escape.. Or... maybe the escape from this cruelty never existed. Perpetually trapped. So all I can really do is smile. Because this is it. This is how it will be. How it will always be. The cycle. Live. die. Live. die. Die... live? Who am I kidding? None of this makes any sense, but then at the same time everything makes sense? These words I am writing make sense, but it doesn't make sense.... Nothing is possible, everything is impossible, but then anything can be possible? I simply know nothing and everything. The universe is an enigma, I am an enigma, you are an enigma. And I hope it remains that way... Because if it wasn't an enigma any longer... What would become of this? Answers that exist have no questions... And questions that exist have no answers....
(apolocheese for my psychotic rambling.... >.< i think government is.. peculiar...)
do you actually act like this in real life?
what's real life????????????????? o_O i LIVE ON DA INTERNETS!!!!!! ^_^!!! 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>:DD (unfortunately for a lot of people, yes)
why do you spell everything wrong?
I spell everything wrong, because I'm a hecking baddie and I like to make people mad. and im lazy XD
when's jebodiah's epic bizzare adventure (my freaking epic webshow) going to release????<
idk whenever i feel like it i procrastinate and im soooooo lazy zzzzzzzzzz :p
why is ur website such an eyesore? my retinas are burning!!!!!!
because im a sadist and itz mai website so i can do whatevaaaaaaa >:P
is strudelston evilton your self-insert?
maybe so
whats ur favorite color?
i liek purple its so pretty and pink too because purple isnt really a real color
wat ur favoeite food?
strudel
do your characters actually talk to you in your head?
yes im insane... you should've figured this out by now... @_@
do u liek sonic?
yes i love sonic he's freaking epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where do u live?
i live in jebodiah wafflejenkins world obviously!!!!!! duh :p
why are you obssessed with grum from tim and eric awesome show?
cuz he funny okay cant a unfortuante soul like me like a charcater cuz he funny??? he say he like crackers and snacks and i think thats really funny....
why is jebodiah obsessed with waffelz?
CUZ IT YUMMERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what happened to ur old videos?
i privated them cuz they were honestly so cringy aaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why am i liek this >.< (i made silly roblox movies in roblox studio that were so stupid imo and the audio quality was so bad)
are you a copy of (insert post-ironic 2010s roblox youtber here)?
at first when i started my channel about a year or two ago that's kind of what i was wanting to go for but i dont think anyone wanted to watch me videos of me scream stupid things into a microphone while moving charcaters around on roblox studio amd the videos were just so annoying XD so i just decided to just like branch out and be myself and make my own original ideas and create jebodiah wafflejenkins!!!!!!!!!!!!11
are you an attention seeker?
aren't we all?
do you have parents?
yes i do, but my single dad doesnt really care about what i do which is kind of sad to be honest :( (he doesn't even know about my online life because i think he could care less LMAO)