| ALL MAI CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 ^_^ (upd00t: IM GONNA REWORK DIS JUST GIB ME A MINUTE) | |
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jebodiah gamingpromlgcool wafflejenkins |
you know him and you love him!!!!!!! the chosen one to save the entire world from the evil twatzis and he loves waffles!!! he ate so many waffles his skin turned yellow |
shadow wafflejenkins |
evil doppelganger of jebodiah wafflejenkins |
britany-chan |
kawaii schoolgirl who ate uranium in chernobyl and turned into a braindead zombie!!!!!! now she's a screaming retard... :^( |
| gangsta-chan the wolf | jebodiah wafflejenkins's dealer who is a gangster and really cool but when he gets really angry he turns into werewolf mode and his eyes glow blue!!!!!! >:) |
| bakon da cat | magical cat from outer space sent by the universe to find da chosen one!!!!!!!!! :D |
| sunny deathkill-chan | shes like really evil and mean and a big fat jerk and her dad apparently works in the cartel and her mom is misses teacher so she's privliged and also rich >:( she likes to call jebodiah jaundice but that is a slur to him :( |
| misses teacher | she has a big bbl gyatt and teaches pro gaming classes and also hates wearing pants and is a hhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! |
| waffle king | the evil tyrannical king inside a game called wacky waffle world!!!!!!!! he is searching for his senpai rivers-cuomo chan... |
| waffle junior | the waffle king's son who is a fucking retard and a jester |
| gibby jibson | some toothpaste blue guy who thinks he's really cool but he's just a big fat poser and his favorite number is 1337 because he wants to be quirky and different and he also hates wearing shirts and is on steroids |
 rivers cuomo-chan |
waffle king's husbando crush senpai that went missing and waffle king is going through the 5 stages of grief over his disappearance |
| strudelston evilton | this is totally 100% not a self insert trust me guys HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa. ex-weaboo and she secretly works for the twatzis and is the embodiment of all EVIL and she is a failure and a big faliure and a screw up and is GAY FOR GIRLS OMGgggggg dont tell my dad guys he will shoot me :( she has so many lesbian wives like 50 billion but like 99.9% of them are clones so she has like 2 real wives, one is a lizard hoe and the other one is also a hoe... she is jebodiah's boss at teh strudel factory and she stealz all teh strudels in the entire world and everyone starves!!!!! wafflejenkins and strudelston are frenemies but wafflejenkins wants to be her friend but he is too stupid to realize strudelston is EVIL.. ton... ^_^ and strudelston is like... FAK U i dont need any friends even tho i am so alone and i push people away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:P and she also drinks so much wine to cope with her crippling depression and dreamed of being suicidal lesbian poet weeaboo before she turned her back on the world and became twatzi dictator!!! and she was indoctrinated into becoming DISGUSTED of her own kind, the weeaboos!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| cory the gayweedhedgehog | my sonic oc he wears an epic rianbow hoodie and has red green and yellow highlights and hes a badass and smokes so much weedde and yeah hes so cool his parents left him to die on a mountain but its okay guys hes got that swaggaaaaaaaa!!! founder of the homosexual freedom fighters. the homosexual freedom fighters fight against the oppressive twatzis and beat up bad guys! |
| poisonsick toxicboi the radioactive hedgehog | before he became poisonsick, he was just a normal gay hedgehog in chernobyl too busy kissing other gay russian furries to keep the powerplant stable and then he died in the explosion and was reborn as a radioactive hedgehog and now hates the universe for keeping him alive as some retarded mutant emo hedgehog. he works together with cory gayweedhedgehog in the homosexual freedom fighters and is cory's boytoy husbando. |
| the circumcized unicorn | before the incident, he was known as "the unicorn." he had a circumcision scheduled at the doctors but they fucked up the surgery and cut off his dick!!!! D: and so now circumcized unicorn wanders... trying to find a new purpose in life... without bad bitchez... and he has gender dysphoria now... |
