| ALL MAI CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 ^_^ | |
|---|---|
jebodiah gamingpromlgcool wafflejenkins  |
you know him and you love him!!!!!!! the chosen one to save the all the cringy people from the evil twatzis and he loves waffles!!! he ate so many waffles his skin turned yellow. fatass. he also like sonic. |
shadow wafflejenkins  |
evil doppelganger of jebodiah wafflejenkins he is also big gay. and is evil but like not too evil. just evil and gay. and demon too. |
britany-chan  |
kawaii schoolgirl who ate uranium in chernobyl and turned into a braindead zombie!!!!!! now she's a screaming retard... :^( she want 2 be dj. and do drugs. |
gangsta-chan the wolf  |
jebodiah wafflejenkins's drug dealer who is a gangster and really cool but when he gets really angry he turns into werewolf mode and his eyes glow blue!!!!!! >:) he like 2 paint his claws with pink sparkly nail polish and pick flowers :D he's probably has ties with cartels. |
bakon da cat |
magical cat from outer space sent by the universe to find da chosen one!!!!!!!!! :D |
sunny deathkill-chan  |
shes like really evil and mean and a big fat jerk and her dad apparently works in the mexican cartel and her mom is misses teacher so she's privliged and also rich >:( she likes to call jebodiah jaundice but that is a slur to him :( |
misses teacher |
she has a big bbl gyatt and teaches pro gaming classes and also hates wearing pants and is a hhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! |
waffle king |
the evil tyrannical king inside a game called wacky waffle world!!!!!!!! he is searching for his senpai rivers-cuomo chan... |
waffle junior the jester  |
the waffle king's son who is a fat fucking retard and a jester |
gibby jibson |
some toothpaste blue guy who thinks he's really cool but he's just a big fat poser and his favorite number is 1337 because he wants to be quirky and different and he also hates wearing shirts and is on steroids cuz HE SO FRIGGIN STRONG!!!!! |
rivers cuomo-chan  |
waffle king's husbando crush senpai that went missing and waffle king is going through the 5 stages of grief over his disappearance |
strudelston evilton  |
this is totally 100% not a SELF INSERT trust me guys HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaa. anyways strudelston is an ex-weeaboo and she is dictator and founded the twatzis group during the y38k disaster when the world split into two enemy countries and is the embodiment of all EVIL and she is a failure and a big faliure when she got REJECTED from govenors school for the arts but its okay the tuition at that private liberal christian arts college is like 30,000 dollars (2 kidneys, an arm, and a leg). is okai. ^_^ and a screw up and is GAY FOR GIRLS OMGgggggg dont tell my dad guys he will shoot me :( she has so many lesbian lizard wives like 50 billion but 99.99% of them are clones and she is jebodiah's boss at teh strudel factory and she stealz all teh strudels in the entire world and everyone starves!!!!! wafflejenkins and strudelston are frenemies but wafflejenkins wants to be her friend but he is too stupid to realize strudelston is EVIL.. ton... ^_^ and strudelston is like... FAK U i dont need any friends even tho i am so alone and i push people away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:P and she also drinks so much wine to cope with her crippling depression and dreamed of being suicidal lesbian poet weeaboo before she turned her back on the world and became twatzi dictator!!! and she became so evil and filled with hate she decided 2 become dictator 2 purify the world from cringe and kill all cringy people but that is SO fucking ironic of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is just a girl who likes to draw and play ponies. she is totally NOT evil... nuh uh... she's not hiding anything... TOTALLY.... she just eat strudels and bosses around at her strudel factory... also she's a trillionare and probably rules the entire world... but even if she's really evil she still likes ponies and other innocent girly things like looking at butterfliez or frolicking in flowers... |
cory the gayweedhedgehog |
my sonic oc he wears an epic rianbow hoodie and has red green and yellow highlights and hes a badass and smokes so much weedde and yeah hes so cool his parents left him to die on a mountain but its okay guys hes got that swaggaaaaaaaa!!! founder of the homosexual freedom fighters. the homosexual freedom fighters fight against the oppressive twatzis and beat up bad guys and spread cringe! |
poisonsick toxicboi the radioactive hedgehog |
before he became poisonsick, he was just a normal gay hedgehog in chernobyl 2 (they made a second chernobyl power plant for some reason) too busy kissing other gay russian furries to keep the powerplant stable and then he died in the CHERNOBYL 2 EXPLOSION during the y38k disaster and was reborn as a radioactive hedgehog and now hates the universe and god for reincarnating him as some retarded mutant emo hedgehog. he works together with cory gayweedhedgehog in the homosexual freedom fighters and is cory's boytoy husbando. |
the circumcized unicorn |
before the incident, he was known as "the unicorn." he had a vasectomy scheduled at the jewish doctors but they fucked up the surgery and cut off his dick cuz the doctors were... you guessed it... jewish!!!! D: and so now circumcized unicorn wanders... trying to find a new purpose in life... without bad bitchez... and he also has gender dysphoria now... |
